Saturday, 30 January 2010

Things that we take for granted

Recently a friend lost her brother and today I shared a recipe that I had been given by my brother. It made me think about the things, the people we take for granted and how lucky I am to have such a fantastic family.

Seldom do we tell our loved ones how much they mean to us. It is sloppy, silly and we feel embarrassed to share the feelings that we have. We know that they are aware of our feelings, we know that they are secure in our love. Perhaps that is why we feel able to keep our feelings to ourselves.

So today I am sharing with anyone who stumbles over my blog that I love my brother. He is kind and sweet, he loves his family, he is lots of fun and is always ready to do something daft with me.

He was lucky enough to find a wonderful woman to be his wife who brought a fantastic wee boy into my brother's life and into mine. The birth of their daughter, my niece, is the icing on the cake.

My brother is generous, always willing to help others and to share his knowledge and skills. He is a chef. A wonderful chef who always has time to give me a tip or to advise me how to make a good meal great.

He is funny, he makes me laugh out loud in a time where LOL has become inflationary.

When I called recently to ask his advice on apple crumble he told me to add brown sugar and butter to the apples so that they caramelise in the oven, and to make the crumble mixture in advance then pop in the freezer until needed. This makes it ultra crunchy. It works. My crumble was absolutely delicious and will now become a staple of my kitchen.

I have made it for guests and was proud to say, 'It was my brother's recipe.'

Monday, 25 January 2010

Homework - and why parents should get a free bottle of wine with their children's homework assignments

We did homework today.

Les doigts de pieds s'appellent: a. les oreilles b. les orteils

DD: I don't understand

ME: what are the doigts?

DD: fingers

ME: good. What are the pieds?

DD: feet.

ME: Ok, what are the fingers of the toes?

DD:

ME: at the end of your hands you have?

DD: fingers

ME: and at the end of your feet?

DD: ummmm

ME: look, fingers on the hands. and what is on the feet?

DD: I don't knoooooooooooooow

ME: LOOK AT MY HANDS - THERE ARE FINGERS ON THE END. WHAT IS ON THE END OF MY FEET. LOOK AT MY BLOODY FEET

DS:
(shouts from the hall where he is on the naughty step for disturbing his sister while she is doing her homework) TOES, DD. TOES

DD: I don't understand

ME: It is TOES. BLOODY TOES. Write it down. LES ORTEILS

The bottle of wine that the school owes me for this week is open.

Friday, 22 January 2010

The Swiss are luring financiers who no longer feel welcome in the City - Times Online

The Swiss are luring financiers who no longer feel welcome in the City - Times Online

It will be interesting to see how this pans out. Already, I have heard from several friends of plans to move out of UK in the coming months and years.

House prices are horrendous here in Geneva, but the taxes are much lower than in London so it is attractive to high earners.

The losers in this game are the Swiss low and medium earners as even modest properties are out of their reach. Many have retreated over the border to France where the house prices are markedly lower than in Switzerland. It means that our village which is right on the border is flooded with commuters every morning and evening. One of the local villages is building a tunnel under the village to get the traffic out of town.

The decision of Gordon Brown to raise taxes on bonuses will have far reaching effects, even here in our sleepy village. We are awaiting an influx of UK bankers.

Monday, 18 January 2010

The Swiss and their Dogs

This is a picture of Daphne and her sister, Holly.

They are from two different litters, born a year apart and are quite different in temperament. Daphne is more outgoing and friendly while Holly tends to be more shy and timid.

Owning a dog in Switzerland is not as straight forward as one might think. There are a list of regulations that vary from canton to canton.

As Swiss residents have to obey laws made not just on a cantonal level, but also federal laws, and those made after a referendum, the list of dos and don'ts is long and confusing. They vary from canton to canton so if one moves to a different area, it is important to check the laws in the new canton.

To make sure that dog owners know their responsibilities, all new dog owners are now required to pass a theory test, and a practical test will follow soon.

Last week I did the theory course, in typical Swiss fashion, with wine and nibbles served. The local vet organised the course, thankfully in English as we had to do a small test at the end of the 35 minute lecture.

Basically our responsibilities include getting the dog a medallion - a tax disc - and proving that we have civil liability insurance for our dog. The hound must be chipped and registered with a federal agency and be vaccinated against rabies. Some of the regulations are designed to protect the population, some are protection for the dogs themselves such as the banning of choke chains with spikes or that dogs should not be left alone all day.

Other laws protect the general population and range from keeping dogs on leads in public areas to picking up poo and not allowing your dog to disturb neighbours.

The rules here in Geneva are very strict for dogs termed as 'Dangerous Breeds'. These dogs, 15 different breeds such as Staffies, Rottweilers, Mastiffs and Pit Bulls, are very highly regulated. They must be sterilised and crossbreeds with these dogs are also illegal. Dogs that are already here are allowed to stay, but must be muzzled when out of doors. These dogs must be taken at least three times a month to training classes until they are 24 months old and yearly thereafter. The owners must do a yearly theory training, instead of the one time training that owners of other dogs are obliged to do.

Basically, the authorities have made it so difficult and expensive to keep a dog termed as 'dangerous' in the hope that they will eventually die off in the canton. The vet estimated that keeping a dog from the dangerous dogs list would cost the owner an additional CHF 3,000.00 a year.

Thankfully our Daphne is far from being a dangerous dog so we just have the normal dog regulations to cope with. I shall be heading down to the Marie to pay for the 2010 dog license and pick up her tag in the coming weeks. My only problem is that she should always have her tag on her collar and since she is such a fashionable dog with several different collars, she sometimes does not have it on.

I really hope that the woman in the Marie asks to see the certificate that I received on passing the theory test since I went to all the bother of doing the course.

DS recently had a couple of women come into school and give a talk on safety with dogs.One of the women put a mask and 'paws' on and pretended to be a dog and the other woman demonstrated how to behave if a dog were to run towards one (curl up on the ground, face hidden in your arms and pretend to be a rock, girls to hold their hair) and how to treat dogs.

Sunday, 3 January 2010

Funky camera bag - does such a thing exist?


This is the question that I have been asking myself recently. The camera bags that I have seen are very serious looking things, proclaiming loudly 'I am a Photographer, look at all my important lenses'.

At present I only have my DSLR but I will at some point buy other gear for it and one thing that is a pain at the moment is the right bag to put it in. My handbags are either too small or too cavernous so that the camera is unprotected.

With the help of Google and the insertion of the search term 'funky camera bag' I found that all is not lost. I have ordered one bag in UK, my long suffering parents will bring it when they come to house/dogsit in February. It is very cool and funky, not sure how practical it will be as it looks quite small.

A friend of mine makes bags so I have asked her about making a larger, everyday kind of bag with padded pockets. Watch this space for more details.